Free association styled prose from Julian Cloran, visual artist, writer, poet and agent provocateur. Random musings, which are sometimes cynical, but always intended for amusement, stimulation and entertainment. Comments are welcomed so don't be shy. Simply click on 'comments' to post yours.
Monday, 18 August 2008
THE CARBON DATING AGENCY
The carbon dating agency originated to provide a service for lonely hearts seeking partners who are virtual carbon copies of themselves. Since it started last year, the agency boasts many successes including one man who claims he’s met a real diamond. On the other hand, another man complains his partner uses kohl excessively for her eye makeup. In his case, the agency, realising the man is a victim of his own malapropism, have told him to lump it!
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Can you do this one at the gig in October?
ReplyDeleteI had to read it 3 times.
Which can only be a good thing!