JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES

NOW: Politically correct contortions of Orwellian proportions,
Police cautions, cautious police,
Poll ease, Pole seize, Pole vault—
For the incarceration of natives of Poland,
(With) Poles in hand.
Soles inland—fishmongers in shoe shops,
Cops a feel, cops appeal for witnesses,
Jehovah’s Witnesses appeal for attention inflicting their doorstep detention,
We need intervention to facilitate their prevention,
In ways I dare not mention.
Tension—racial and sexual, and tension headaches,
Bed lakes result from exaggerated bedwetting,
Bloodletting confusion stems from circulation of rumoured refusals of Jehovah’s Witnesses to receive blood transfusions,
Ironically, new blood is always welcome and aggressively sought by those bearing witness to Jehovah.
Whether you’re a lover or a loather of extremist religious factions,
One of their attractions is rigid thinking like mental traction,
Self-punishing abstinence and masochistic satisfaction,
With adherence to heresy and opinion, rather than the taking of action.

MUSLIM HYPOCRISY EXPOSED THROUGH MECCA BOOKMAKERS!

Followers of Islam, supposedly, disapprove of gambling. So, why then are there ‘Mecca’ bookmakers? Is there a hidden agenda behind the ‘veiled’ ambiguity in praying Muslims having to face Mecca? I bet there is. However, I hope this statement doesn’t set me at ‘odds’ with the Muslim community, or I’ll have to move in with Salman Rushdie.