A FOWL JOKE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To participate in the egg and spoon race.
The results of the race upset an old philosophical cart—showing that the eggs come first! This is bound to ruffle a few feathers, particularly among those most fond of trotting out the chicken or egg dilemma. They’ll probably end up flapping, confused and running round like headless chickens. While others, who always argued that the egg came first, will smugly seize on the tenuous visual evidence provided in the race. Preening themselves, self-satisfied with their ‘proof’ that they will perceive as feathers in their caps.