Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY WRESTLER?
A: THE GRAPPLING IRON.
Q: WHICH HAND TOOL CAN DANCE?
A: A JIGSAW.
Q: WHAT TYPE OF PUZZLE GETS MISTAKEN FOR A DANCING HAND TOOL?
A: A JIGSAW.
Q: WHAT ARE HIGH COURT JUDGES’ THIGHS CALLED?
A: A LAP OF HONOUR.
Free association styled prose from Julian Cloran, visual artist, writer, poet and agent provocateur. Random musings, which are sometimes cynical, but always intended for amusement, stimulation and entertainment. Comments are welcomed so don't be shy. Simply click on 'comments' to post yours.
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