Wednesday, 16 March 2016

BRIGHTON NEWS


(UNDERSTANDING THE BRIGHT OWN IAN’s)

EST: Recently.
(Ed. Rich Seamfinder)


SOLE TRADERS TO MEET IN MOULSECOOMB

Superannuated shoemakers are to hold their AGM in Moulsecoomb Leisure Centre in April. Sounds like a load of old cobblers!

Anji Noracull.


WHAT’S IN A NAME?

Shops across Brighton calling themselves mini-markets could be breaking the law and risking closure, according to A. Pedant from Trading Standards in Patcham.

‘Many of these businesses are convenience stores,’ Mr Pedant explains, ‘that sell neither small motor cars nor short skirts. It’s misleading the public.’

But Sanjay Patel, who runs a mini-market in North Laine, said: ‘On a regular basis, there are giant boot sales held in the city. But giants can’t get footwear there!’

Ernest Seeker.


 

 

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