BELLA

Bella’s ruse to get to Belarus involved her exploiting her good looks.
Bella by name, Bella by nature she wasn’t.
However, she consistently got herself into people’s good books.
Despite poisoning her entire family (with Belladonna) she managed to blame their cooks.
Although considered beautiful in Italy, Bella sought flight to Belarus,
Where she fancied living like a Russian doll.
She stowed away on a plane, thanks to a corrupt airport official called Shane.
His inept pawing of her in exchange didn’t bother Bella until, when the plane landed in Minsk; she noticed on her clothes he’d left a stain.

 

I’d like to say that all is well with Bella.
That she’s happy and being pursued by a nice Belarusian fella.
But, alas, a lass like Bella…
Well, you just can’t tell her.
Miserable from the off, she’s seriously depressed, freezing cold and poor.
Her looks are of little use to her now, unless she should want to work as a whore.
She’s so lonely she misses her family, though before she killed them she found them a bore.
Poor Bella, what can I say?
Nothing good—so I’ll say no more.