Free association styled prose from Julian Cloran, visual artist, writer, poet and agent provocateur. Random musings, which are sometimes cynical, but always intended for amusement, stimulation and entertainment. Comments are welcomed so don't be shy. Simply click on 'comments' to post yours.
Thursday 30 October 2008
RUSSELL BRANDED A BRAGGART! BEEB BANS BRAND OVER SACHS’ GRANDDAUGHTER IN THE SACK CLAIMS, WHICH COULD LEAD TO THE SACK
Bigmouth Russell Brand’s puerile preening about his promiscuity has landed him in hot water with his BBC bosses, along with his sycophantic cohort, Jonathan Ross. Brand’s boasts bested him when Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs hit back over the hirsute comic’s claims to have bedded his granddaughter. On a more positive note for Brand, he will no longer need to undergo surgery, scheduled for early next week, to have Jonathan Ross removed from his back.
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But he did sleep with her. See The Sun.
ReplyDeleteOops! Serves me right for not reading The Sun! Thanks, north briton hunter. Thing is, it's a shame to spoil a good headline!
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