Saturday 26 April 2008

KING CANUTE COSMETICS—BRAND NEW BRAND LAUNCHES PSYCHOLOGICAL PROSTHETICS!

No need to be prophetic,
To see these products are pathetic.
If the customer is always right,
K. C’s must be lacking sight.
Manipulating multiple fears of ageing,
With the stunts these c*nts are staging,
We see marketing strategists rampaging,
Gullible attention spans are all they’re engaging—
So, don’t be fooled.

Anji Noracull.

1 comment:

  1. Yay, the 26th is my birthday.
    I'll take this as a present!
    I've got my friend Melanie looking at your site and on first visit she said it was very funny and brilliant.

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