Wednesday 5 December 2007

MONKEY BUSINESS—MUSLIM ARCTOPHILES: THE OVERLOOKED CASUALTIES IN THE CASE OF GILLIAN GIBBONS

G. G’s initials, like her features, are horsey.
Theodore Roosevelt’s descendants say cuddly toys—named after their famous relative—inciting charges of blasphemy recently in Sudan, could provoke the US into a declaration of war on extremism. Making extremists the latest in a long line of ‘-ists’ (Communists, terrorists, etc) who representing the American people’s nemesis.

AIR COLLISION INVOLVING CLICHÉS

An investigation is underway after some launched proposals collided with airborne police, who, as members of the constabulary’s hang-gliding division, were taking part in a ‘dawn swoop.’ MPs regularly ‘launch’ proposals when they’re not calling for ‘full-scale public enquiries’ into things, investigators are expected to be told. On this occasion, it is believed the proposals were launched before being cleared for take-off.

Anna Jolliruc.

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